In today’s over-saturated mess that is our digital music scene, it’s time for someone to rebel against the noise and stand up for what’s right. This is the first episode of our new web series where jif (hey that’s me!) will pick apart and critique the worst of the worst in an attempt to educate the retarded on the do’s and dont’s of becoming a SoundCloud rapper.

In this episode, jif takes a look at 4U2DRUG’s latest self-titled music video. For those unaware, 4U2DRUG first went by the name SOBBINGFOREST and attempted to develop an online following by directly copying Sematary. I kid you not. It’s honestly pretty sad to look at. I was listening to ‘Stan’ by Eminem (not by choice my coworker put it on the AUX stfu) and it really made me think, someone should stop this kid before he too drives himself and his gf off a bridge in an attempt to get his idols to notice him. He later changed his name to 4U2DRUG. Unfortunately, he’s only 1% of the problem. If you go down the rabbit hole, there’s an entire community of fuckers like this, and as Sematary grows in social influence, this black hole of creativity will only expand. Fortunately, this has opened up a lucrative market for entrepreneurs. If you’re reading this, go ahead and stockpile on Pandabuy true religion and flip it on Depop. You can thank me later.